Quotable! Funny Hair Quotes

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

~Mitch Hedberg

 

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde – dyed by her own hand.

~Saul Bellow

 

I only grow hair in places that men like

~Lea Thompson

 

I am a big woman. I need big hair

~Aretha Franklin

 

There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

~William Shakespeare

 

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

~Lily Tomlin

 

I’m not bald…I’m just taller than my hair

~Clive Anderson

 

I’m surprised I still have so much hair a fter all the things I’ve done with it

~DAVID BECKHAM (let’s be real, he’s so pretty I would have quoted him no matter what he said)

 

Glamour is what makes a man ask for your telephone number. But it also is waht makes a woman ask for the name of your dressmaker.

~Lilly Dache

 

“Illusion is the first of all pleasures”

~Oscar Wilde

 

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